I’m Not One of Those ‘Love Thy Neighbor’ Christians
November 25, 2008
The Onion has a sad article parodying our beloved Christian culture (and fake, of course, it's The Onion!). The "Christian" in the article says:
I may be a Christian, but it's not like I'm one of those wacko "love your neighbor as yourself " types.
God forbid!
I'm here to tell you there are lots of Christians who aren't anything like the preconceived notions you may have. We're not all into "turning the other cheek." We don't spend our days committing random acts of kindness for no credit. And although we believe that the moral precepts in the Book of Leviticus are the infallible word of God, it doesn't mean we're all obsessed with extremist notions like "righteousness" and "justice."
My faith in the Lord is about the pure, simple values: raising children right, saying grace at the table, strictly forbidding those who are Methodists or Presbyterians from receiving communion because their beliefs are heresies, and curing homosexuals. That's all. Just the core beliefs. You won't see me going on some frothy-mouthed tirade about being a comfort to the downtrodden.
What kind of a Christian are you?









